Pool Party Gifts

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Bring your own inflatable.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.