Pool Party Enthusiasts Gifts

"I always wait till Labor Day to check if he's still alive."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'She's putting her baby in our pool, and it's wearing a diaper!'

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

'I don't know... it's kind of a wet dog smell.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

The Perfect Cannonball

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

One of Many California Gene Pools

Cruise.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'