Pool Party Fans Gifts

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

One of Many California Gene Pools

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

The Interloper.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

Founding Father Benjamin Franklin must have been thinking about long holiday weekends when he wrote "Fish and visitors stink in three days."

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."