Pool Enthusiasts Gifts

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Yes?"

'Acme Diving Boards. You can Deep End on us!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Wine taster with mineral water

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Pool lovers

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'