Pool Lover Gifts

Caution Pool Drained.

Swimming Champion.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

"Sorry, but if the house only has a shower, we're not interested: We need a house with a large bath or a swimming pool..."

Swimmer.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

First Dive

Plaster of danger

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Swimming Prankster

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bankside

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Dolphin tricks.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

The Interloper.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"