Pool Lover Pillows

Caution Pool Drained.

Swimming Champion.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

"Sorry, but if the house only has a shower, we're not interested: We need a house with a large bath or a swimming pool..."

Swimmer.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

First Dive

Plaster of danger

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Bankside

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Dolphin tricks.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

The Interloper.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."