Pool Party Lover Pillows

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

Founding Father Benjamin Franklin must have been thinking about long holiday weekends when he wrote "Fish and visitors stink in three days."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bacchus.

Bring your own inflatable.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Swimming Prankster

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Prosecco

The Perfect Cannonball

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

PIna Colada

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Psychic diving competition.

One of Many California Gene Pools

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar