Pool Party Lover Mugs

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

The Perfect Cannonball

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Prosecco

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

PIna Colada

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Psychic diving competition.

One of Many California Gene Pools

Cruise.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Prosecco