Pool Goer Gifts

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Marco ..."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Beginning Yarder.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Distracting the fish.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Psychiatry in the Park

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'