Pool Goer Gifts

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Marco ..."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Swimming Prankster

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Beginning Yarder.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Life's a Bench.

'Distracting the fish.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'Is the water cold?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Psychiatry in the Park

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."