Lake Goer Gifts

"Marco ..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

How about going easy on the carbs

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Summertime

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Fishing direction sign.

Go jump in the lake!

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'