Lake Leisure Lover Gifts

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Not that net!'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Table tennis.