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'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Not that net!'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Loud mouth bass.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Well Earned Vacation"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'