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'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"This sis my favourite place. It reminds me of me."

'Not that net!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"They're so like us."

"Marco ..."

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Leak in the fish tank.

Odette from Swan Lake

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Go jump in the lake!

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Watching Sea Life.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."