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"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

Bring your own inflatable.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Marco ..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Lifesaver!

Go jump in the lake!

Fishing Boat Derby

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Wine taster with mineral water

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Canadian Canoe.

Man painting MOM on boat

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'