Lake Enthusiasts Pillows

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

Bring your own inflatable.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Marco ..."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Lifesaver!

Fishing Boat Derby

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Wine taster with mineral water

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Canadian Canoe.