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'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"I spilled my drink."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

Piranhaclaus

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"They're so like us."

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"He chases submarines."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

A family playing in the sea

FISH ESCAPE.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

"He never takes me anywhere."