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"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"They're so like us."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Fishing boat.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Wine taster with mineral water

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Romance on the Yacht

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"He chases submarines."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Sunset

"I thought it was deeper here."

"He never takes me anywhere."

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'