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"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"They're so like us."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Fishing boat.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Romance on the Yacht

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Making fun of Starfish.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Sunset

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'