Underwater Lovers Pillows

Hey, no kidding...I'm a Pisces too!

"They're so like us."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Fishing boat.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Romance on the Yacht

Making fun of Starfish.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

clown fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Sunset

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'