Underwater Enthusiasts Pillows

"You can have anything you want on your birthday, dear ... except bracelets."

Worm for Two

Bring your own inflatable.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Scuba cow"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Making fun of Starfish.

A family playing in the sea

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Lovers scuba diving

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Freddie's water

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Children playing around a water pump

One of a kind.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

When the water's colder than you thought...