Underwater Enthusiasts Mugs

"You can have anything you want on your birthday, dear ... except bracelets."

Worm for Two

Bring your own inflatable.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Scuba cow"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Lovers scuba diving

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Children playing around a water pump

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

clown fish

One of a kind.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.