Underwater World Lover Pillows

'I just want to know. When did 'Octomorn' become such a bad thing?'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Fish snorkling above water.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Leak in the fish tank.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.