Underwater World Lover Mugs

'I just want to know. When did 'Octomorn' become such a bad thing?'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I blame global warming!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Fish snorkling above water.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Leak in the fish tank.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Pirate

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.