Underwater Lover Mugs

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"They're so like us."

'I blame global warming!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"