Underwater Lover Gifts

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'I blame global warming!'

"They're so like us."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Leak in the fish tank.

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Pirate

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'...I said we've been marooned.'