Underwater Love Story Aficionado Gifts

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Making fun of Starfish.

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"I think she's really into you."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"What's that clicking sound?"

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'