Underwater Love Story Aficionado Gifts

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Making fun of Starfish.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'That was fun!'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"I think she's really into you."

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Dry Cleaning

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'