Underwater Romance Gifts

Aquarium wedding

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"I think she's really into you."

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Underwater wedding!

Lady Cod-Diver

"You're all arms Rodney."

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"Offishial business, ma'am."

Boat Called Available.

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"It's not polite to point."

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

'I just want to know. When did 'Octomorn' become such a bad thing?'

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

"At least the virus didn't get him."

Listen, not only am I a hammerhead, but I also wear glasses

Sorry, Jack, the new 'Health and Safety Officer' is very strict!

"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"