Underwater Romantics Gifts

Underwater wedding!

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Romance on the Yacht

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Marry me on a surfboard

"You're all arms Rodney."

I think we're on the same wave length.

The Honeymooners.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"Offishial business, ma'am."

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Boat Called Available.

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

Aquarium wedding

'Look, you're very sweet and I am flattered, but you're a fish, I'm a mammal: It wouldn't work out...'

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

"At least the virus didn't get him."

Sorry, Jack, the new 'Health and Safety Officer' is very strict!

Fish Sex Lives

"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"