Marine Romantics Gifts

'Look, you're very sweet and I am flattered, but you're a fish, I'm a mammal: It wouldn't work out...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Pirate

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Romance on the Yacht

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Underwater wedding!

Hmmm

Marry me on a surfboard

Surfer's commute

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Affectionate whale

Dolphin Court

A pirate fishes using his hook.

I think we're on the same wave length.

The Honeymooners.

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it

Octopus and Swordfish

"Trust me - it ain't worth it."

'Hi. & welcome to the oceanarium. I'm your guide for today...'

A Hammerhead shark watching two Televisions.

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'