Ocean Romantics Gifts

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Pirate

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Happy Retirement

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...