Ocean Romantics Prints

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

Shellfie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Pirate

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'