Nautical Romantics Prints

Romance on the Yacht

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Pirate

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Underwater wedding!

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Marry me on a surfboard

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

I think we're on the same wave length.