Nautical Romantics Pillows

Romance on the Yacht

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Pirate

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

"I was in a different place then."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Underwater wedding!

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Marry me on a surfboard

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

I think we're on the same wave length.

The Honeymooners.