Romantic Navigators Pillows

Deb and Bill

'Hon, I'm home!'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Beach flirting

Romance on the Yacht

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

...In a Relationship

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'George and I met on line!'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

"Cute... But way too young."

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Love Park: You Are Here

' Kiss me'

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

'Don't I get a manual or something.'