Love Journey Navigators Pillows

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"Tunnel of love"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

...In a Relationship

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining