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'Am I your first blind date?'

'Wanna go to my place?'

"I'm dating a squash champion."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

Cyber Fight

...In a Relationship

"We slipped in the tub."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."