Love Life Navigators Prints

'Am I your first blind date?'

'Wanna go to my place?'

"I'm dating a squash champion."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Cyber Fight

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

Bumper Cars of Love.

...In a Relationship

"We slipped in the tub."

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"When we have fun, we really have fun."