Love Navigator Prints

"Cute... But way too young."

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'

...In a Relationship

Gaydar Repair

"I'm just googling what happens next."

"You are the World Traveller Plus in the airport of my life."

"I have an app that separates the men form the boys."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"I'm dating a 50-year-old woman! I need prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs and medical marijuana."

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

Relationships seldom survive metamorphosis.

Tunnel of the bit on the side.

'I was incomplete before I married my hubby. . . Oh yes, but now I'm finished.'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'She turned a corner and now she's backing out of a one-way street doing 90 miles an hour.'

Love Park: You Are Here

Rendez-Vous.

Ex-boyfriend Sleeps on Couch 'Never mind Derrick...he hasn't moved out yet.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

"That's why, I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks."

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I can tell you're just hate-agreeing with me."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Better times ahead.

"Tunnel of love"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."