Digital Love Navigator Prints

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

...In a Relationship

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'George and I met on line!'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

Relate on-line: An error of type 4807 has occurred in your marriage.

"Cute... But way too young."

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Love Park: You Are Here

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."