Digital Romance Navigator Prints

'She claims to have carpel - tunnel, but I think she's dumping me.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Your website or mine?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

...In a Relationship

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."