Digital Romance Navigator Gifts

'She claims to have carpel - tunnel, but I think she's dumping me.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

...In a Relationship

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Bumper Cars of Love.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."