Digital Dating Navigator Prints

Relate on-line: An error of type 4807 has occurred in your marriage.

"Your Facebook page said nothing about you being a dung beetle!"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"This translation app isn't working."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

We met online.

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'That must be my computer date.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Friday night was always sext night.

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'