Digital Dating Navigator Mugs

Relate on-line: An error of type 4807 has occurred in your marriage.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"This translation app isn't working."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'That must be my computer date.'

We met online.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'We met online.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."