Digitally Dating Mugs

'Competition from the net has finally finished you off, dear.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Today's love

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'That must be my computer date.'

You looked different during our video chat.

We met online.

Online Dating for Dummies

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Friday night was always sext night.

'We met online.'

Using a social media app to date

Cyber Love

Online Romance

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'We were matched by computer.'