Digitally Dating Pillows

'Competition from the net has finally finished you off, dear.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Today's love

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

'That must be my computer date.'

Online Dating for Dummies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

Online Romance

Using a social media app to date

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

Cyber Love

'We were matched by computer.'