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"Here's what I found for 'Hey, Baby!'."

"Lewis decided to try computer dating."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

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"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

Tinder

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

Online Dog Dating

"Plenty of fish"

Hey, Sis! Your blind date's here! Says he's from ' Big & Tall Dot Com!'

"You said your pictures were recent."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

"So - we meet at last."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"If we all waited for Mr Right to come along the human race would be extinct by now."

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

Computer telling man he loves him

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

Internet dating

Tinder for dogs

"Hmmm, yes, nice meeting you, but I can see that your online photo has been heavily edited..."