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On the website you said you were 32!

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'That must be my computer date.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

We met online.

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."