Online Dating Detectives Pillows

"There's something suspicious looking about this guy."

Right click for yes...

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

"There's something you should know about me."

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'

"He's either 'still water runs deep' or an oxygen-depleted dead zone."

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'Girls! I won't understand them if I live to be six.'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

Computer dating.

"So - we meet at last."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

'Well? Where is this mystery man we've been hearing so much about?'

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

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