Digital Dating Detective Pillows

"So - we meet at last."

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

'It's a combination GPS/Dating app. It guarantees you'll find the person you're looking for.'

"Well I admit I might have photoshopped my online picture a bit!"

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

She looked even better in person. Although she might be Photoshopped.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Computer Expert

Where was I?

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Terry had a computer bug.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Online Dating

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Careful! He knows computers."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'