Dating Detective Pillows

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

"I have a surprise too. Until I really like a guy, I never give out my real name"

"I'm over guys who lie on their profile... This one says he knows the correct way to load a dishwasher and can fold a fitted sheet."

"Yours is the one with the hearing aid."

Book: Common mistakes and how to aviod them.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'OK, so I lied about my age.'

'Hey! Eyes up here!'

'I'm tired of wading around in the shallow end of the gene pool.'

'This isn't what I expected when the dating service promised us a heavenly romance.'

'Well? Where is this mystery man we've been hearing so much about?'

"If we go halves do I still get sex afterwards?"

'New partner, eh? Let me just run a complimentary CRB check for you.'

'We've been through a lot in this relationship, and I feel I've matured enough to get past my fear of commitment. So, I'd like to take it to the next level - will you have a second date with me?'

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

"Thats ok I respect your decision and I'll phone you when the three months are up."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Janet began to suspect that you might of given out the wrong signals.

The troubles of being a single fish.

"HELEN! But I thought I'd been dating Jane!"

'This bloke's perfect in every way - except... he's trying to find a partner on the internet...'

Gaydar Repair

'I'll be honest, it wasn't a great first date. But hey, it wasn't bad for a last one.'

Dating Agency: Closing - Everyone Must Go!

"He's either 'still water runs deep' or an oxygen-depleted dead zone."

"I'll pay you $10 if you tell people I was a good date."

'It's hard to choose. Can you find out if the second one from the left is married?'

'Girls! I won't understand them if I live to be six.'

"So how was the date?"

"Wouldn't it be cool if guys could read girls' minds?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Heh-heh -- I've got this guy thinking I'm a nineteen-year-old girl!"

"Why don't you want me to meet your parents?"